you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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