Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
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I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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