She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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