before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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