you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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