Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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