This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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