Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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