I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
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It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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