Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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