You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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