Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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