if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
we should paint friendship bongs
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