i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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