I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
