Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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