glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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