She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
false alarm, still single
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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