You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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