That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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