Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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