everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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