How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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