Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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