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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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