I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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