Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
