I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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