I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
how can u be prego again
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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