I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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