Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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