Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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