On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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