belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
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My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
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I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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