like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
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17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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