found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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