i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
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It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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