so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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