I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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