Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
No subtext here. People are naked.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Randomize
