i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
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as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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