Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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