I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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