He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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