If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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