Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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