I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
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There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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