I hate all girls vehemently.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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