So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
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He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'm both gender and math confused
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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