I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
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I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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