We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today