i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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