Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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