did you get engaged???
plz talk dirty to me
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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