If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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