the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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