Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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